There is a little bit of everything here. So, just follow me if you want. All are welcome! :D
(pitched to different “gender”)
Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like.
I AM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE NOBODY IS KISSING ME OR GOING OUT WITH ME OR CRUSHING ON ME EVERYONE ELSE HAS A PERSON WHERE IS MY PERSON WHY DONT I GET A FRICKIN PERSON
What the fuck is this
a government secret
fuck the planet. just fucking stick your dick in it
i love being in people’s dreams
well unless i get killed or something
Once my friend had a dream that there was a serial killer at our school and everyone went behind bulletproof glass but I got distracted by a butterfly and got killed
"BUCKY IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO LOVED STEVE FOR WHO HE REALLY WAS"
captain america: first vengenace probably isn’t canon anymore but here:
steve’s mom was literally the first person to love him for who he really was don’t even come at me with this
These are my favorite opals. Don’t they look like hatching dragon eggs? My mom has a bunch, but we went into an opal store and they had cases and cases of them. It looked like an incubator lol
Need. Not want. NEED
tom hiddleston seems like the type of guy who’d have to be repeatedly reminded not to make the sound effects under his breath while he’s shooting fight scenes